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Dear God....


She is!

Just listen to the melodious sound of her voice.







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How is Gucci outdated? Don't tell me you've been watching that one woman on tv again... what's her name? Joan Rivers.


Joan Rivers is a God.







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What do you mean "last year"?


I mean; it’s outdated, overrated and overdone. 







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Oh really?


Yeah! 

Pft. Gucci is so last year anyway.







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sentinelofamerica started following you

“—…”

“We gotta get you a theme song, Captain. I got nothin’.”







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eatingshawarma-doingscience started following you

“Hey, you! Old man! You’re walking a little fast- don’t break a hip, now.”







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It's brand is beside the point. It's the one that matches my dress.


I’ve got a nice Versace that would be perfect. 







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Hey, I really need that bag. Are you sure you don't have it?


Why do you need it so bad?

it was only Gucci! Use one of your Pradas!







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//I used my Avengers duck tape and when I tore the piece off I accidentally made Steve the Crimson Chin Whoops


//I used my Avengers duck tape and when I tore the piece off I accidentally made Steve the Crimson Chin

Whoops







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internofthegovernment:

imagekathystarkpeople replied to your post: Have you and Kathleen done the nasty yet?

-Shakes her butt.-

I will smack that ass.

You wouldn’t.